Today is a day of great (maybe). Meet Douglas Spartan, a tall homely man in southern Kentucky, a good christian man. Today, he will die. But this isn't why today is great. Today is great because, unlike Doug, we know how to cut timber. It is no wonder the wonders of the world will waste at our hands, for we as websters will walk the walk, and talk the talk, and cut down these trees of old, for in this world, we do as we please, because we really, really, and sincerely, have a personal endeavour to destroy all walks of tree and when we win we will walk with wood waving way up high in the air, and we will mock like manatee, and move on with our lives.
Do not disregard your instincts,
P.S.: I am Erin Green.