I promised Travis I'd do one...
I like to stand too close to the edge of the sidewalk on days where the traffic is busy. My toes inch over the lines drawn in cement as indicators of what is safe and unsafe, and I revel in the thought that I might lose my balance and tumble almost unwillingly in front of a speeding vehicle. I secretly hope that the winds from one car might be enough to blow me underneath a large truck; the 16 tires of which I have no possible way of escaping. I like to act with complete disregard for my health and safety.
This week's theme is: