Bullshit, because I'm too exhausted and boring to post anything substanstial
my friend was right, my tits did in fact grow. It's sad that she noticed it a week before I did, and I work at a lingerie store.
Also I need to stop drunkenly making out with random men in bars who are in their mid to late 20s. I'm too young for this adult shit.
With tenderness, tangerine