Looking for the Perfect Party

I've been looking for the perfect party
one where everyone is nice and happy
one where nobody gets too depressing
one where nobody starts undressing
one where I don't black out for weeks at a time
one where I'm not constantly changing my mind
one where no boys leave too early
one where you don't take to acting surly
one where I don't have to feel alone all night.


Anonymous said...

clearly you just need to go to a non-drinking dance party where 90s pop tunes are blasted

Anonymous said...

oh nevermind...people might start undressing at those.. it gets hot.

Travis said...

Oh shiiiit!
Will I ever find you, perfect party?